| 08.03.07: Some more worthy Simpson quotes |
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Bart & Lisa: Dad, we’ve done something terrible! Homer: Did you wreck the car? Bart & Lisa: No Homer: Did you raise the dead? Bart & Lisa: Yes Homer: But the cars OK? Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend. Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles. Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Homer: You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving. Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah! Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown. Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down. Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros. Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet. Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants? Lionel Hutz: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys? Judge: You mean a mistrial? Lionel Hutz: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy. Bart: Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What was that, chief? Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.  Quote this article on your site
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