| 03.06.08: But Wait... |
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Take one part snake-oil salesman. Add a generous portion of redundancy. Sprinkle in actors from the local dinner theatre. And you have one of the best concoctions of a capitalistic society. The infomercial. Here’s a few of our favorites. Because when it’s bad, it’s oh so good. 10. Join the beautiful people. 9. Super good. 8. Yes, what is a ‘window’? 7. You were light-years before your time, Alfonso. 6. This one is pretty classy – oh, and Anthony, you’re much too modest. 5. Is that sweat? I could swear that’s baby oil. Regardless, it will haunt your dreams. 4. This is real gold. 3. Thank you Mathew & Roberts for conspicuously posting the spot with the slate — and for this classic. 2. In Japanese, it actually means ‘to rip out the spleen of your enemy.’ Hmm. 1. One flaw; what if you’re choking and can’t speak into the air?  Quote this article on your site
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