| 05.29.07: Highly Confidential Cactus Memo |
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Here is a highly confidential memo that circulated through our office today. Seriously, people. "Dear Fork Hoarder, Is this is some sort of cry for help regarding a rare and disturbing form of kleptomania? Or could you be planning some kind of diabolical fork attack? Or are you just so cheap that instead of spending $10 at Target, you’re stealing forks from work to use at home? Please, share your story with us. We’re intrigued. We’re here to help. And we’re tired of eating lunch with our hands. Sincerely, The Rest of Us"  Quote this article on your site
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